5/6/08: (After being yelled at for drawing on the pillowcases) “I’ve no way to fix it.” (I’ve?????)
4/29/08: “Mom, I think I need to wash my brains.”
2/25/08: “What are you doing?” “Shavin’my forehead.”
1/23/08: (AJ is playing basketball) “Good shot, AJ” “I’m not AJ anymore, mom. I’m just a guy playin’ basketball.”
1/13/08: “You look really cute, AJ.” “You look really soccer-balley.”
12/13/07: “We sang about the newborn king today in school, mom.” “What else did you sing about, AJ?” “We sang about the newborn king, and ham.” “Ham?!?” “Yep. Bethla Ham.”
12/09/07: ”Cornbread feels fuzzy in my nose.”
12/01/07: “I want some milk, mom.” “You want some milk, what?” “I want some milk in a cup.”
11/29/07: “Will this food make me grow big, mom?” “Yes.” “When I get big, I’m going to say ‘crap’.”
11/16/07: “I would like some toast, mom. But actually, don’t put it in the toast maker, ok? I want soft toast.”
11/14/07: “What are these seeds, mom?” “Those are sesame seeds.” “Ohhh, sesame street seeds.”
PREVIOUS QUIPS, UNDATED:
“AJ, you need to behave!” “I. Am. Haaaaaave!”
November 16, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Don’t forget to tell him the 10 year old’s quote, about “feeling his pain.”
December 11, 2007 at 10:19 pm
lmao You did tell him that you’re not supposed to put the cornbread up your nose, right?
Sorry about the crap. What can you do? lol
April 22, 2008 at 8:44 pm
You need more quotes!