BINARY TRASH

Sometimes my kid utters something that I don’t want to forget.  I’m listing these here.

6/25/2009 – “Mom, dad has a better car than you.  But you have better music.”

3/20/2009 – “Red rocks are rubies!  Green rocks are emeralds!  Purple rocks are amethysts, and pink ones are feminists!”

12/7/2008 – “Wow! I started to grow a mustache, I guess.” (As he touched the remnants of a large, dried booger one morning)

12/5/2008 – “Hey!  That snow man has three balls!”

12/3/2008 – “Can I have two candies since I’m so special?”

11/24/2008 – “Yessssss!  I found another piece of fuzz for my fuzz collection!”

11/10/2008 – “Guess what mom?  I’m Vice Coach for the Orange Bay Packers!”

10/23/2008- “Mom, can I have some chocolate after dinner?”  Possibly. “Does possibly mean yes?”  Possibly means maybe.  “Can you say something that means yes?”

10/13/2008 – “Mom, look at that huge spider!”  (We look up at the house to see a VERY large barn spider hanging from a thin thread.  AJ says: “I think it’s a daddy longlegs!”

I don’t know AJ, that spider is awfully big to be a daddy longlegs.

“Then it must be a mommy longlegs.”

September 2008 – AJ keeps coming up with interesting terminology for things I don’t understand.  Below is the newly invented phrases and their meanings, according to him:

“Nature Pee” – a pee you take immediately after drinking a glass of water

“Van Teeth” – The teeth on jack o’lanterns

“Night Deer” – Deer that live underground and come out at night.  They eat roads.

“You Nork” – A large city on the East Coast.

8/23/08: ”I don’t like beetles ’cause they squirt blue juice out of their butts and it gets all over your arms and stuff.”

8/16/08: “Mom, is John McCain my dad?”  “No.”  “Can he be my dad?”

7/18/08: “Mom, when I get big, I’m going to deliver pizzas.”

7/4/08: “Whatever, Barack Obama.  It’s the Fourth of July.”  (A random blurb from the backseat.)

5/6/08: (After being yelled at for drawing on the pillowcases) “I’ve no way to fix it.”  (I’ve?????)

4/29/08:  “Mom, I think I need to wash my brains.”

2/25/08:  “What are you doing?”  “Shavin’my forehead.” 

1/23/08:  (AJ is playing basketball) “Good shot, AJ” “I’m not AJ anymore, mom.  I’m just a guy playin’ basketball.” 

1/13/08:  “You look really cute, AJ.”  “You look really soccer-balley.” 

12/13/07:  “We sang about the newborn king today in school, mom.”  “What else did you sing about, AJ?”  “We sang about the newborn king, and ham.”  “Ham?!?”  “Yep.  Bethla Ham.” 

12/09/07:  ”Cornbread feels fuzzy in my nose.” 

12/01/07:  “I want some milk, mom.”  “You want some milk, what?”  “I want some milk in a cup.”

11/29/07:  “Will this food make me grow big, mom?”  “Yes.”  “When I get big, I’m going to say ‘crap’.” 

11/16/07:  “I would like some toast, mom. But actually, don’t put it in the toast maker, ok? I want soft toast.”

11/14/07:  “What are these seeds, mom?”  “Those are sesame seeds.”  “Ohhh, sesame street seeds.”

 

PREVIOUS QUIPS, UNDATED:

“AJ, you need to behave!”  “I.  Am.  Haaaaaave!”