Macy has continued the kid-tradition of saying goofy things. Here is Macy’s list of gems that I am saving:
3/8/2011 – “Mom, AJ just won’t understand me.” (she’s 3)
3/6/2011 – “Dora, Dora, Dora….Dora…” waking up in a panicky sleep
Sometimes my kid utters something that I don’t want to forget. I’m listing these here.
6/25/2009 – “Mom, dad has a better car than you. But you have better music.”
3/20/2009 – “Red rocks are rubies! Green rocks are emeralds! Purple rocks are amethysts, and pink ones are feminists!”
12/7/2008 – “Wow! I started to grow a mustache, I guess.” (As he touched the remnants of a large, dried booger one morning)
12/5/2008 – “Hey! That snow man has three balls!”
12/3/2008 – “Can I have two candies since I’m so special?”
11/24/2008 – “Yessssss! I found another piece of fuzz for my fuzz collection!”
11/10/2008 – “Guess what mom? I’m Vice Coach for the Orange Bay Packers!”
10/23/2008- “Mom, can I have some chocolate after dinner?” Possibly. “Does possibly mean yes?” Possibly means maybe. “Can you say something that means yes?”
10/13/2008 – “Mom, look at that huge spider!” (We look up at the house to see a VERY large barn spider hanging from a thin thread. AJ says: “I think it’s a daddy longlegs!”
I don’t know AJ, that spider is awfully big to be a daddy longlegs.
“Then it must be a mommy longlegs.”
September 2008 – AJ keeps coming up with interesting terminology for things I don’t understand. Below is the newly invented phrases and their meanings, according to him:
“Nature Pee” – a pee you take immediately after drinking a glass of water
“Van Teeth” – The teeth on jack o’lanterns
“Night Deer” – Deer that live underground and come out at night. They eat roads.
“You Nork” – A large city on the East Coast.
8/23/08: ”I don’t like beetles ’cause they squirt blue juice out of their butts and it gets all over your arms and stuff.”
8/16/08: “Mom, is John McCain my dad?” “No.” “Can he be my dad?”
7/18/08: “Mom, when I get big, I’m going to deliver pizzas.”
7/4/08: “Whatever, Barack Obama. It’s the Fourth of July.” (A random blurb from the backseat.)
5/6/08: (After being yelled at for drawing on the pillowcases) “I’ve no way to fix it.” (I’ve?????)
4/29/08: “Mom, I think I need to wash my brains.”
2/25/08: “What are you doing?” “Shavin’my forehead.”
1/23/08: (AJ is playing basketball) “Good shot, AJ” “I’m not AJ anymore, mom. I’m just a guy playin’ basketball.”
1/13/08: “You look really cute, AJ.” “You look really soccer-balley.”
12/13/07: “We sang about the newborn king today in school, mom.” “What else did you sing about, AJ?” “We sang about the newborn king, and ham.” “Ham?!?” “Yep. Bethla Ham.”
12/09/07: ”Cornbread feels fuzzy in my nose.”
12/01/07: “I want some milk, mom.” “You want some milk, what?” “I want some milk in a cup.”
11/29/07: “Will this food make me grow big, mom?” “Yes.” “When I get big, I’m going to say ‘crap’.”
11/16/07: “I would like some toast, mom. But actually, don’t put it in the toast maker, ok? I want soft toast.”
11/14/07: “What are these seeds, mom?” “Those are sesame seeds.” “Ohhh, sesame street seeds.”
PREVIOUS QUIPS, UNDATED:
“AJ, you need to behave!” “I. Am. Haaaaaave!”
Don’t forget to tell him the 10 year old’s quote, about “feeling his pain.”
lmao You did tell him that you’re not supposed to put the cornbread up your nose, right?
Sorry about the crap. What can you do? lol
You need more quotes!
You have a wonderful kid! I laughed myself silly. Quite a clever little fellow, isn’t he? Looking forward to more of his wisdoms.
Precious list and hilarious!! You’ll be so glad you have this when you have to make a toast at his wedding.
I know–don’t think about that now
DID the snowman have 3 balls?