Updates


Today was the second snow of the year…but it was somehow more convincing than the first snow was.  It was a fireplace and coffee kind of day.  Nice!  Very relaxing.  Even if Sharon was MIA with my baked goods.

:D  Nah, I managed to find the time to make cookies and try a new African coffee recipe.  Delicious and different! 

We’re pondering getting World Series tickets since some of the games will be right up the road.  Then again, who wants to sit at Coors field in 30 degree weather?  I’m not really the sports fan of the family.  As Jesse puts it, “Montana doesn’t have any sports teams.”  So I never grew up with the loyalty of the “local team.”  We did cheer when the Unabomber was caught; a little something to put the ol’ home state on the map. 

I’m up early.  Well, I should say I’ve been up since 2 AM, which is early, right at this moment it’s almost not so early anymore. 

Not a whole lot goes on at 2 AM, but I decided to get up because it beats the alternative, lay there, toss and turn, fall asleep around 5:45, 15 minutes before having to get up anyway.  So what better to do than write some updates down?

Last week we went to Montana, where it proceeded to snow the entire time.  The day before “it was beautiful and 70″ according to my mother, so we packed for good weather.  Shame on me for not checking myself.  Incidentally, the day after we left, “it was beautiful and 70.”  Does this happen to you?  It was still a fun trip and it was nice to be away from work for a while. 

Speaking of work, some of you have asked for stalker updates.  Word going around the workplace is said individual is “getting help” however a friend/co-worker of mine has received a piece of mail from him (!), a congratulatory card (she just had a baby) with nice note…but, uh, they weren’t friends, and considering other recent events…it’s uber-creepy.  If I were her husband I would probably go ballistic.  I guess I feel okay posting updates because if I disappear or anyone in my family goes missing, etc., everyone will know who did it.  Plus Colorado has the most excellent Make My Day law “just incase.”  *Shudder*

We have a fish that won’t go to the big toilet bowl in the sky.  It’s a miracle that Nemo is still here.  Nemo is a fish with stripes and he is the last of five fish that AJ has in a little 2.5 gallon tank.  Nemo went a week without food or light or anything, and the fish tank wasn’t set up properly so there is a dangerous filter hazard (that is what happened to the other four).  Now wait a minute, stop freaking out, PETA.  I didn’t mean to not feed Nemo.  That week when we were gone to Montana, he was supposed to be fed by my rockin’ friend Sharon, but when she came by the house to feed the freeloader that is Renegade, she forgot to feed Nemo.  (It’s okay, Sharon.)  Coincidentally, Sharon has a cat named Nemo.  Anyway…

The darn fish is still alive!  I was hoping thinking maybe it would have expired so we can get goldfish…heck, almost nothing can kill a goldfish.  Goldfish are the cacti of the pet world…a living thing designed to be owned by people who forget to feed and water living things.  That reminds me, I should water my cacti.

Ok I have had more than three people notice my previous rant and ask me what the deal was.  Three is my limit and that is when I am reminded that the internet is public. 

So I am going to write about something else to get that post a bit more…not on the front page.  Plus, Jesse was pretty upset at me for telling the whole world I don’t use toilet seat covers*, so I need to writer here some more to push that post into the past as well.

“push that post into the past.”  I just drove myself nutty with that sentence.

How about a brainless TV bit?

LOST - “Flashes Before your Eyes” -  Whoa.  Great episode.  Desmond is one freaky-deaky guy, and now with New and Improved Psychic Powers.  Is he really psychic, or does he get to live his crappy life over?  Interesting.  I am glad the writers of this show finally got it together again.

Grey’s Anatomy - “The Grey’s Anatomy Event, Part Deux” - WTF?!  Are they going to kill Grey?  Isn’t that going to wreck the whole, you know,  title thing?  Kind of like Prison Break, and how they all broke out of prison in season one, but the show is still called Prison Break?

On to other things.  Today I stood in the Pacific Ocean for the first time.  I have to say, the older I get, the more I find in the world that scares me. And the ocean scares the pants off me (Not literally).  It’s just too big for my five-year old mind to conceive of, kind of like how it’s really hard to picture a billion dollars in a stack (okay…let’s be realistic, I can’t conceive on what a couple grand would look like in a stack); or how you can’t imagine being dead.

I’ve stood in the Atlantic, and the Gulf of Mexico.  But somehow the Pacific seemed scarier.  This is probably due to the fact that I still carry residual memory from the globe I received on my fourth birthday.  I spent hours obsessing over where one ocean ended and the other one began.  The Pacific was the biggest ocean on the globe (duh) and I always pictured that the weight of the water pushed on the borders of the other oceans, rendering the Indian, Atlantic and Arctic even smaller than they appeared. 

So it’s interesting to drive around here in central, coastal California and see the produce fields lined with outhouses.  The workers are out there, pulling weeds and spraying and generally handling the food we eat (that is, if we like vegetables…D.R. if you are reading this then we all know you are safe).  I’m thinking that outhouses next to agriculture can be added to the list of Human Dumbness, akin to grinding up dead livestock and feeding it to live cattle and then acting mystified when Mad Cow appeared on our collective list of What To Worry About Next.

I need to go get some sleep now.  Tomorrow is the plane flight home.  Ugh.  Ugh, ugh, ugh.

My web hosting service botched something on the server; therefore my pictures and web things were unavailable for a couple days.  And I have been busy, so I just got to it tonight.  Trying to catch up and rejoin the world of creativity.  Hard to do, what with Grey’s Anatomy calling me from the DVR.

I am in the mood to do something big.  When I say ‘big’, I don’t mean that I want to adopt a Cambodian child this instant, or march holding a sign.  I’m thinking more along the lines of not eating meat for a year (ha!  like that’s going to happen) or giving up the Jack Bauer Power Hour (also: slim chance!).  In reality I just want to focus on the next paragraph.

 I had some crazy, 2-day flu bug earlier this week.  I haven’t been sick like that in a long time.  Sick, sure.  But not like that.  Ew.  I slept for over a day.  Better now, thanks for asking.

I did a lot of standing on Wednesday and Thursday. 

Our washer and dryer broke (simultaneously!  How convenient!) this week.  The heating element in the dryer is not heating, and the washer fills but doesn’t start.  So that’s nice.  $230 is what the local dude is charging us to order and install a couple of $15 parts.

What I really want to write about is my septic tank/sewer dilemma.  Actually, I have a grand plan for a website illustrating my experience.  I can’t talk about it now.  But I am planning.  Oh yes, I am planning.

I have to buy a dress.  Ladies, if any of you could clue me in to where I could find a nice dress (theme is 007…for 2007…get it?  Yuk, yuk!) ala Bond girl, that would be great.  Bonus points if it has clever sleeves.  And I don’t do low backed dresses, or deep plunging V-necks.  Nothing shiny.  I don’t wany any embroidery or buckles.  If there is a buckle, then it can’t be gold.  I hate gold. 

Okay, so then in summary what I need is a Bond-girl dress that covers everything, looks great and is under $200.  

Maybe it would be easier to buy a lot of toilet paper and go as a mummy.  Were there any mummies in any of the 007 movies?  I haven’t seen all of them.

There probably isn’t anyone reading this anymore, since I have not posted anything for the last 6 months. Incase someone does meander in, I have lots of updates:

I am a MOMMY! Jesse and I had a baby boy (I say Jesse, but I did most of the work) on October 29. He was 6 pounds and 7 ounces and we named him Avery Jack. Everyone calls him A.J. for short. I am really against initials as a name, but what can you do when the rest of the family already calls him that? I have to say it is catchy. You can see pictures here.

We are having a good time learning the baby routine. He has already gone through hundreds of diapers. It is really cool to see him change from day to day, discovering his hands and feet and watching him learn to make cute new sounds. I go back to work on January 3rd. It will be really hard to go, but this is the 21st century and I have no idea how single income families do it. Help us out by buying one of Jesse’s spectacular photographs.

It is really cold in Colorado this year so far. Nothing compared to Montana, but colder than it was last year. No skiing with a newborn around :( but it’s ok.

My computer died and there is a new one on the way from the Dell Dellf. It should be here on Thursday.

Christmas is just around the corner. I am curious to see just how spoiled AJ will be already. Packages arrive every other day for the little guy. Jesse and I have a really great Christmas tree. It has a theme: wildlife.

I recently heard from the Liendos, Patrick and Martha. I was friends with them back in the Marines. They live in Virginia now and have three adorable kids. Hi guys! I will write back as soon as I get my new computer!

Well, that’s all for now. Merry Christmas and I hope to get back on the blog more regularly now.

Hello world!

It has been a while since I posted. Lots has happened! Pictures are coming soon of:

-Labor Day trip to Aspen
-Pictures of Independence Pass
-Some really fabulous panoramics

A few announcements too…Congratulations to my friend ‘Kansas Kelly’ on her move to Colorado! It’s so exciting to move to another state, especially this one if I do say so myself.

Congratulations to Hersh and Carli on your engagement! On your five year ‘datenniversary’ no less! That is some exciting stuff.

I moved into a new house in late August. Lots of work to do. And here is a message for the previous owners, should they ever happen upon this site: Pigs!! Ok now I feel better…