In a heart-stopping moment this morning, I read the message on my laptop screen:

Windows did not start up normally.  Please choose an option below:

I chose the option to “Start Windows Normally.”  Duh.  The screen went to black, then:

Windows did not start up normally.  Please choose an option below:

The clincher:  Windows Vista restarted itself, after downloading some “crucial updates.”  Well, those “crucial updates” apparently gave my laptop a stroke.  This would not normally be heart-stopping, if it weren’t for the fact that I just lost all of my daughter’s infant pictures, the start of a new novel (not to mention the latest version of my other one), the detailed timelines of said novels, a great eggplant recipe and some hilarious avatars.  Mostly I am upset about the photos.  And I do not have good backups of these items, because Vista never let me install Nero 8, which is the software I use to burn DVDs.  That should have been my warning sign there.   However I felt a little better with my Vista Ultimate, which supposedly doesn’t have the eight billion bugs that Vista Home has.  In the end though, Ian said it best in a tweet:  Vista is the world’s first 10GB virus.

So since these sorts of ordeals have occured before, whenever I install an new OS I always leave an eensy partition on the drive with nothing on it.  So I installed XP on the partition, leaving Vista on there as well.  I was able to install Nero onto XP, sneak on there and copy all of my photos and documents, and burn them to DVD like I should have been doing all along.  So the only thing I really lost was most of the morning.  I am now going to spend the evening wiping Vista completely, installing XP, and hopefully that will be the end of that.

P.S.  I really hate Mac.  So I don’t even want to hear it.  We already have a couple of Macs in the home, and I don’t want to go there.  Yes.  I also know about Linux.  Save it already.